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Delete this at your Peril (hilarious email exchange) Part 2

profit 40%

From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Hold Tight…
Your Highness,
I have been looking at the sums again, and I have decided that I
want 40%.
And not a penny less.
Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: URGENT FROM MR JACK THOMPSON
Dear Bob,
Please let us PROCEDE. I am not greedy. I will offer you the 40%
instead of delaying the transaction. I want it done, no matter how
little it will change my life. Send your details now. Like I told you I need to meet with the security company immediately,
I await an urgent response,
Jack


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Taxman
Jack,
40% sounds about right. However, I do not want the money in cash,
as there is no way I could hide it. The taxman tried to turn me over
back in ’89 when I was coining it in from the cheeseburger vans, and
those bastards always come back.
Can I have my share in diamonds and gold? I can shift it
gradually through pawnshops in Lochee.
Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: URGENT
Hello Bob,
I received your mail and I guess I understand it. As for the diamond
and gold, I think I have access to raw gold. You will get your share in
some amount of cash and some valuable quantity of gold. Look Bob
you are wasting some time in forwarding your details that I need
urgently. So now that we have come to an agreement can I have the
details now please,
Thanks,
Jack


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Animals?
Hello Jack,
I’m afraid I just cannot take my share in cash, too dangerous. I could
take it in diamonds, gold, or livestock (lions). My neighbour, Frank
Theplank, has a private zoo. I just caught up with him in Maciocia’s chip shop where he was waiting on a bag of fifty fritters for his
monkeys. I told him a little bit about all this and he is willing to pay
$80,000 for every lion I can get him,
Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: URGENT
Hello Bob,
I understand what you mean. You don’t want the money in cash. Well
I just got in contact with a friend of mine who sells raw gold and I
can now pay you through live stock lion heads raw gold…quantity
(4). So now you need not worry about the taxman coming again you
can always keep them in your friend’s private zoo as you said.
Now I will go and arrange for them while you send me your full
details of yourself.
Jack


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Lions
Hi Jack my friend,
Great to hear from you again. You can get hold of 4 lions? Are they
male or female? I will speak to Frank who will undoubtedly be very
excited. Where are these lions just now?
Bob
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Fun Things to Do In Chicago with Kids

Title Description
Rank F1
Location Brookfield Zoo
Website www.czs.org/czs/Brookfield/Zoo-Home.aspx
Phone (708) 688-8000
Address 3300 Golf Road , Brookfield, IL 60513
El stop metra or parking
Xmas Hours 10-5pm
Sat Hours 10-5pm
Sun Hours 10-5pm
Cost $8 (3-11), $12 adults
Directions
Notes It has a lot of different animal houses that are very naturalistic

Title Description
Rank 2
Location Shedd Aquarium
Website www.sheddaquarium.org
Phone 312-939-2438
Address 1100 South Lake Shore Drive, Chicago IL
Xmas Hours closed
Sat Hours 9-6pm
Sun Hours 9-6pm
Cost $17.95 (3-11y), $24.95 adults

Title Description
Rank 3
Location Lincoln Park Zoo
Website www.lpzoo.org
Phone 312-742-1000
Xmas Hours 10-4:30pm
Sat Hours 10-4:30 5-9pm zoo lights
Sun Hours 10-4:30pm
Cost Free (zoo lights from 5-9pm)

Title Description
Rank 4
Location Willis Tower Skydeck (formerly Sears Tower)
Website www.the-skydeck.com/
Phone 312-875-9447
Address 233 S. Wacker Drive , Chicago, IL
Xmas Hours 10-8pm
Sat Hours 10-8pm
Sun Hours 10-8pm
Cost $10.50 3-11/ $14.95 adult

Title Description
Rank 5
Location Maze at Navy Pier
Website http://www.amazingchicago.com/hours/
Phone 888-893-7300
Address 600 East Grand Ave. Chicago, IL 60611
Xmas Hours closed
Sat Hours 10-10pm
Sun Hours 10-10pm
Cost $9.95 5-12/$10.95 adults

Title Description
Rank 6
Location Ferris Wheel at Navy Pier
Website www.navypier.com
Phone 312) 595-PIER
Xmas Hours closed

Title Description
Rank 7
Location Chicago Children’s Museum at Navy Pier
Website www.chicagochildrensmuseum.org
Phone (312) 527-1000
Address 700 E. Grand Avenue, Chicago IL 60611
Xmas Hours closed
Sat Hours 10-5pm
Sun Hours 10-5pm
Cost $10 everyone

Title Description
Rank 8
Location Transporter FX at Navy Pier
Website www.navypier.com
Address 700 E. Grand Avenue, Chicago IL 60611
Xmas Hours closed

Title Description
Rank 9
Location Safari Land Indoor Amusement Park
Website www.safarilandfun.com
Phone 630) 530-4649
Address 701 W. North Avenue, Villa Park, IL
Xmas Hours closed
Sat Hours 11-12:30am
Sun Hours 11-10:30pm
Cost reasonable price per ride
Directions http://goo.gl/maps/KRVZr

Title Description
Rank x
Location Wonder Works Childrens Museum
Website www.wonder-works.org
Phone 708.383.4815
Address 6445 West North Avenue, Oak Park, IL
Xmas Hours closed
Sat Hours 10-5pm
Sun Hours 10-5pm
Directions http://www.wonder-works.org/visit/index.html

Title Description
Rank x
Location The Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum
Website www.chias.org
Phone (773) 755-5100
Address 2430 N Cannon Dr Chicago, IL 60614
Xmas Hours closed
Sat Hours 10-5pm
Sun Hours 10-5pm
Cost $6 (3-12)/$9 adults
Directions across from lincoln park
Notes not impressive looking

Title Description
Rank x
Location Dupage Childrens Museum
Website www.dupagechildrensmuseum.org
Xmas Hours closed
Cost 8.50 for everyone
Directions don’t worry about this one

Title Description
Location Leaning Tower of Piza
Address YMCA on Touhy Blvd, Chicago, IL

Title Description
Location Bahai Temple
Address Chicago IL

Title Description
Location Six Flags
Address Six Flags Great America
1 Great America Parkway
Gurnee, IL 60031

Navy Pier
Chicago Card Sales Outlets

I suppose you could park in Hinsdale (the next town over) and take the Metra train in to Chicago or drive to the end of the Blue Line El in Forest Park (about 20 minutes away) and park there.
It passes through the west side of chicago but it should be fine. Otherwise I would park in the garage under Millenium Park/Michigan Ave and then jump off from there.

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