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An Email tool for adding Titles

I am not a fan of people who boast about themselves. Let your actions do the talking. The only time I think it is fair game is if you are trying to impress a girl in which case say whatever it takes. This leads me to the point of this entry – An Email tool for adding Titles.

Make your email something simple. I automatically think a person who puts there title in their email is a complete tool. Frankly, the chances that person also has a pair of sketcher shoes is very high. I see and know a lot of people who have imbedded dr into their email. Are you that cool? Must everyone know right away that you are a doctor? Does this make you a better person. The obvious thing with emails is to not have something stupid in there if you are going to use it professionally like bigboody22@gmail.com but equally as bad is to have your title. If you are applying for a job, I would hope your resume tells you your profession and/or what are applying for. I will weed you out with a dumb email and putting your title counts. I want smart people who do not have to tell me they are smart.

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Delete this at your Peril (hilarious email exchange) Part 1

transfer of the moneyFrom: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Greetings
Good morning your Majesty,
I want 30%, and not a penny less,
Your Servant,
Bob Servant


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: I will speak to the bank
Hello Bob,
See these percentages was arranged by the bank and not me. If
you insist on getting 30% of the money i have to call the bank.

Pls send your
FULL NAME.
CONTACT PHONE NUMBER.
ACCOUNT NUMBER.
COUNTRY/STATE:
I will be expecting those details.thanks.
JACK THOMPSON.


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Good luck with the bank
Your Majesty,
Let me know what the bank says. Tomorrow’s a bank holiday here, I
don’t know if you have the same ones? My full name is BOB
GODZILLA SERVANT.

Yours,

Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Hello
Hello Bob,
I went to my bank. If you are now requesting 30% we have to go
back to the high court to change things. I and my family members
has added some amount upon your money provided you are going to
be serious and trustwordy. We have agreed to give you 25%. Pls i
think that is all we can do.
We need your telephone number, country, state, city and account number before we can go further.

Jack Thompson


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Let’s try the court
Good Morning Your Highness,

Please go to the High Court and request the 30%, I think it is a fair
figure Jacky-O.

Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: YOUR URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED

Dear Mr Bob,
In order not to waste more time I have agreed the 30% and have
notified the court and my family accordingly. Within these few days
now, I have developed that confidence in you and believe that you
will be of great assistance in perfecting this transaction.
We have to go ahead immediately. Please email me –
1.   Your address
2.   Private Telephone and Fax Numbers
3.   Banking details to enable transfer of the money to you.
I await your immediate response,

Jack Thompson

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Delete this at your Peril (hilarious email exchange) Intro

DELETE THIS AT YOUR PERIL

One Man’s Hilarious Exchanges with
INTERNET SPAMMERS

“GENIUS! Highly entertaining and
brilliantly deranged.”-MAXIM

Bob Servant

Lions, Gold and Confusion

From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Delete This At Your Peril

FROM HIS ROYAL HIGHNEST, JACK THOMPSON

Dear sir,

BobPermit me to inform you of my desire of going into business. I got
your name and contact from the chamber of commerce and
industry. I am JACK THOMPSON, the only son of late King Arawi of
tribal land. My father was a very wealthy traditional ruler, poisoned
to death by his rivals in the traditional tussle about royalties and
related matters.
Before his death here in Togo he called me on his sick bed and
told me of a trunk box containing $75m kept in a security company
where i amin the city of Sokode. It was because of the wealth he was
poisoned by his rivals. I now seek a foreign partner where I will
transfer the proceeds for investment as you may advise. I am willing
to offer you 20% of the sum as a compensation for your effort/
input and 5% for any expenses that may occur.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God bless

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