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Delete this at your Peril (hilarious email exchange) Part 2

profit 40%

From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Hold Tight…
Your Highness,
I have been looking at the sums again, and I have decided that I
want 40%.
And not a penny less.
Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: URGENT FROM MR JACK THOMPSON
Dear Bob,
Please let us PROCEDE. I am not greedy. I will offer you the 40%
instead of delaying the transaction. I want it done, no matter how
little it will change my life. Send your details now. Like I told you I need to meet with the security company immediately,
I await an urgent response,
Jack


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Taxman
Jack,
40% sounds about right. However, I do not want the money in cash,
as there is no way I could hide it. The taxman tried to turn me over
back in ’89 when I was coining it in from the cheeseburger vans, and
those bastards always come back.
Can I have my share in diamonds and gold? I can shift it
gradually through pawnshops in Lochee.
Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: URGENT
Hello Bob,
I received your mail and I guess I understand it. As for the diamond
and gold, I think I have access to raw gold. You will get your share in
some amount of cash and some valuable quantity of gold. Look Bob
you are wasting some time in forwarding your details that I need
urgently. So now that we have come to an agreement can I have the
details now please,
Thanks,
Jack


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Animals?
Hello Jack,
I’m afraid I just cannot take my share in cash, too dangerous. I could
take it in diamonds, gold, or livestock (lions). My neighbour, Frank
Theplank, has a private zoo. I just caught up with him in Maciocia’s chip shop where he was waiting on a bag of fifty fritters for his
monkeys. I told him a little bit about all this and he is willing to pay
$80,000 for every lion I can get him,
Bob


From: Jack Thompson
To: Bob Servant
Subject: URGENT
Hello Bob,
I understand what you mean. You don’t want the money in cash. Well
I just got in contact with a friend of mine who sells raw gold and I
can now pay you through live stock lion heads raw gold…quantity
(4). So now you need not worry about the taxman coming again you
can always keep them in your friend’s private zoo as you said.
Now I will go and arrange for them while you send me your full
details of yourself.
Jack


From: Bob Servant
To: Jack Thompson
Subject: Lions
Hi Jack my friend,
Great to hear from you again. You can get hold of 4 lions? Are they
male or female? I will speak to Frank who will undoubtedly be very
excited. Where are these lions just now?
Bob
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